Losing your hair sucks. It messes with your mentality and self image. But losing your hair at 40 is acceptable, it's a way of life (your getting old). Try losing your hair when your a 19 year old college student.
Losing your hair at 19 isn't a knock to your self-confidence, it's a full on kick to the nuts of your self-esteem! I know what your thinking: "Aah, shame, you don't look bad, girls still go for guys with less hair". Ladies, don't give me that crap. I bet you if I was standing next to a slightly worse looking version of myself but with more hair you'd take him in a heartbeat (not that girls usually go for me in the first place).
But if you think this is an article about me feeling sorry for myself then your damn well mistaken. Hell no! I'm giving hair loss the middle finger and humping it's mother! How am I going to do this? I'm simply going to stop caring about it, and also, you know, try every god damn hair regrowth solution out there.
So, no, I will not let early hair loss keep me down. No! I'm gonna kick it's ass until it's dead on the ground and tea bag it's dead, rotting corpse (What? Too much?). I'm going to conquer this thing and never let it get me down and you know why? Cause I'm a real man (albeit a balding one) and real men be awesome no matter the obstacles. Bring it hair loss!
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