The Epic War!

Two nights ago an evil, and feared enemy entered our household. My brother decided that this invasion meant war and recruited me into the ranks of our home's defense army. And so my brother and I declared war on the invading spider. What!? Don't laugh! It was a big ass spider and it was chilling on our ceiling not giving a fuck and ready to pounce on us at any moment.

And so my brother and I armed ourselves bring a very long feather duster and got ready to go into battle. Once in position my brother attacked, but the spider immediately went on the offensive and charged at us. Luckily we were able to hold it off but at the cost of our weapon breaking. And so the task fell to me to use our broken feather duster to banish the enemy from our house. After a difficult and hard battle I had beaten the spider to the open backdoor and kicked it outside. It tried to get back in but I beat it back, taking a limb. Once it was once outside I threw its limb outside and gave it a warning: "You tried to come back in and you lost a limb, next time it will be your life!".

It has been two days and the spider has not returned. My brother and I have declared the battle a victory, but the war still goes on...

Exams, Grrrr

If you are in college or high school you are most probably, like me, writing exams. Most people welcome exams, I on the other hand, do not like them. For one thing, they deceive you; you feel like you are on holiday because you don't have any classes and besides writing these exams you don't have anything else to do. Wrong! You must study, which is work, so you end up feeling like you're on holiday but you are actually not and these conflicting feelings end up confusing you and in some cases failing you.

Another problem I am having with these year end exams is what I call "I've done this shit for a year now and couldn't give a fuck about these dumb ass papers" disease, or as "normal" people call it: fatigue. This "fatigue" (I prefer my version, don't you?) is getting in my way of studying. I know I should study but I just could not be bothered to get off my somewhat fat ass do some work. And this is really making life difficult for me.

Well, anyway I got to go study... or maybe I should do anything else like World of Warcraft (my latest addiction) and yes, it was a very bad idea to start playing something so addictive during exams. Now I need to go study, or maybe...

Anyway, if you're writing exams as well, good luck!

A Mid-Life Crisis Too Early

Losing your hair sucks. It messes with your mentality and self image. But losing your hair at 40 is acceptable, it's a way of life (your getting old). Try losing your hair when your a 19 year old college student.

Losing your hair at 19 isn't a knock to your self-confidence, it's a full on kick to the nuts of your self-esteem! I know what your thinking: "Aah, shame, you don't look bad, girls still go for guys with less hair". Ladies, don't give me that crap. I bet you if I was standing next to a slightly worse looking version of myself but with more hair you'd take him in a heartbeat (not that girls usually go for me in the first place).

But if you think this is an article about me feeling sorry for myself then your damn well mistaken. Hell no! I'm giving hair loss the middle finger and humping it's mother! How am I going to do this? I'm simply going to stop caring about it, and also, you know, try every god damn hair regrowth solution out there.

So, no, I will not let early hair loss keep me down. No! I'm gonna kick it's ass until it's dead on the ground and tea bag it's dead, rotting corpse (What? Too much?). I'm going to conquer this thing and never let it get me down and you know why? Cause I'm a real man (albeit a balding one) and real men be awesome no matter the obstacles. Bring it hair loss!